Proto Pipe Classic

every time i use my proto pipe, dozens of hot young women show up at my house, tear off my clothes and have their way with me for hours. i don't even know where they come from. since buying it, i have lost 35 lbs from all the..."physical activity". on the plus side, i have never been in better shape, but i'm always worn out. so don't smoke with your windows down or this may happen to you

Proto pipes have always been my favorite

Absolutely love it!

Really impressed with the quality and workmanship. It is refreshing to see a company maintain the same pride and core values as it started with that many years ago!!!! Best pipe I have ever owned!

30 or more years ago I bought my first, and always replaced it promptly when lost. Durable, easily cleaned self contained smoking device. More than just a pipe.

Excellent product. Well made and incredibly practical design.

Oil pan is loose the polish was sub par I had to polish it myself the twist on the barrel is way too tight.. I lost the one I bought 23 year ago in lake accident.. just don’t make them like they used too

It's a great pipe that's easy to clean. Should last as long as my onee. Thirty years. Nos I just have to live that long.

Perfect design executed with the perfect materials. Take care of it and everything tastes better in this pipe.

i’ll never have to buy a new pipe ever again