What Is A Sploof?

You’ve got your stash, but you don’t want your space to smell like Snoop Dogg’s dressing room. We’ve all had times when we want to enjoy our weed but need it to be discreet.

This is where the sploof comes in, which may sound like we just invented it, but it really is a device that could save your ass on more than one occasion.

In case you have never smoked weed -which at this point we doubt- the smoke has a rather peculiar smell and can get you into trouble for various reasons. So a sploff is a device that relies on a filtration system precisely so that the smoke doesn’t get into the wrong noses.

When you smoke a pipe or bong indoors, this nifty gadget helps you disguise the telltale signs of your session. It’s like a smoke whisperer, ensuring that what happens in your room stays in your room.

The basic principle of a sploof is the creation of a physical obstruction that prevents the emission of the smoke you exhale. It’s your best ally in making sure the fun keeps pace while keeping a low profile so that when you take a strong puff of your weed, no one will know who has lit up where you are.

Discretion: Not everyone appreciates the sweet smell of Mary Jane wafting through the air. A sploof keeps your smoking habits a secret, like your own personal incognito mode.

Simplicity: Using a sploof is pretty easy. No manuals, no assembly required, just exhale through the tube and let the magic happen.

Cost-effectiveness: Forget about expensive air fresheners or complex gadgets. With just a few household items, you can create a sploof that will rival anything you can buy.

Now, let’s move on to the main event: creating your own sploof. Here’s what you’ll need:

• An empty toilet paper roll (or a plastic bottle).

• A handful of dryer sheets

• Rubber band

Instructions

Step 1: Seal one end of the roll with a sheet of dryer paper and secure it with a rubber band. This will create a barrier that will hold the filter media in place.

Step 2: Insert 5 to 7 dryer sheets into the roll, pressing them all the way down.

Step 3: Test it! Take a puff and exhale slowly through the uncovered end of your sploof. If all goes well, you’ll be left with an aroma fresher than a field of daisies.

Out of dryer sheets? No problem! Look in your pantry or cupboard for these alternatives:

• Paper towels

• Paper towels

• Potpourri bags

• Coffee filters

• Activated charcoal filters

• An old cotton T-shirt

The process is the same as with the dryer sheets, follow the steps, and you’re good to go.

Now that you have a sploof, here are some pro tips to maximize its effectiveness:

Ventilation is key: Smoke in a well-ventilated area or near an open window for optimal results.

Smoke, don’t puff: Take small, manageable puffs so as not to saturate your anti-odor masterpiece.

Exhale slowly: Like a fine wine, let the smoke pass slowly through the filters.

Change it regularly: Keep your Sploof fresh by changing the filters every one or two sessions.