The Truth About Bloomz: An In Depth Review Of Their THCA Flower And Pre-Rolls

I’m over the days of buying black-market weed.

The strain options are limited, and my carefree attitude toward getting it from just anyone is starting to fade. But living in a state where THC is banned doesn’t make finding quality weed easy. I applied for a medical card, but after being denied once already, I was feeling stuck.

One day, in a moment of desperation, I googled “best online cannabis dispensaries” and was honestly shocked by how many sites openly sell weed to just about every state. I went from zero options to a whole menu of choices—it was the best problem to have.

After some digging, including the classic Reddit deep dive, I set my sights on a California-based brand called Bloomz. Seeing thousands of 5-star Bloomz reviews definitely gave me a “follow the herd” mentality, so, I made a Bloomz purchase.

Here’s my take on the three THCA flowers I tried from Bloomz.

Bloomz had over 20 strains to choose from, so I went for a classic: Runtz. This strain never fails to pull me out of a mood slump, and it’s one of my go-to hybrids (right up there with White Rainbow, but Bloomz didn’t have that one).

Opening the jar, I was hit with that familiar sweet smell—almost like candy. There was also a subtle piney, earthy note underneath, which came out even more when I started grinding the buds. Just from the aroma, I knew this was authentic Runtz.

The burn was smooth, with that classic salt-and-pepper ash.

After my first bong rip, I felt the high settle right behind my eyes, and it was like my whole body just exhaled. I usually find Runtz cultivars give me a bit of a boost, but this one was a bit different. I felt alert but not too heady, and the high was mellow. I welcomed a glorious Netflix binge and two hours later, the high was tapering off.

I bought my jar during one of their sales at $39.99 for 3.5g (they also sold 7g for $63.99), and my batch came in at 30% THCA.

I’d buy this again…if I hadn’t already tried the moonrocks.

The first time I tried moonrocks was a few years back at a friend’s place. I remember looking at those kief-covered buds, thinking they looked…well, kind of moldy.

Back then, I was more of an uncultured smoker and had no idea moonrocks were the stuff of legends. Now, I’m a little more seasoned and know better.

I was pleasantly surprised to see Bloomz sold moonrocks on their site. They had a Gold Line and a regular Premium Line. I went for the Gold because they looked intensely kiefy and I was all about having a good time.

I ordered 3.5g of Gelato 45, a hybrid that leans indica and is another favorite of mine. Cracking open the jar, I got hit with this citrusy, berry-like aroma that reminded me of ice cream or sherbet.

I’ve got a pretty high tolerance, but these moonrocks took me to another level. The high crept over me like a wave—I felt my mind floating and my body completely relaxed. It was a creative high, too, much more so than the Runtz I tried earlier. This one kept me in the clouds for a good four hours, with a mellow haze toward the end.

The burn was darker than the Runtz, likely from the heavy kief coating (and when I say heavy, I mean it—these buds were practically hidden under all that kief).

I got my 3.5g jar for $63.99, but there was also a 7g option available for $103.99.

After trying Bloomz’s moonrocks, regular flower just didn’t hit the same. But at over $60 a jar, I had to be realistic and can’t be treating myself every day.

So, I grabbed their Exotic THCA Pre-Rolls, which also came in the Gold Line. I went with Super Silver Haze, a long-time wake-and-bake favorite of mine.

Price-wise, the pre-rolls were a bit more than the flower, costing $37.99 for 3 grams (a 3-pack of 1g joints) compared to 3.5g of flower for the same price. But since I’m terrible at rolling, paying a little extra for pre-rolled joints was worth it.

The burn on these was perfect—smooth, with white ash all the way. The flavor was a bit milder than the moonrocks, but that’s usually the case with pre-rolls. The high, though, was far from muted. Super Silver Haze hit me with that classic heady buzz and a serious burst of energy. I felt a nice haze but surprisingly focused, and the high lasted a solid 2.5 hours after one joint. The munchies? Absolutely real.

After heavily vibing with their weed, I decided to reach out to Bloomz just to let them know (and, hey, maybe score a free sample). They sent me a discount code instead. Beggars can’t be choosers, right?

So here it is: Use code HERB25 for 25% off your Bloomz purchase. And if you’ve got a high tolerance (and bank account), trust me, the moonrocks are worth a try.