Ditch The Booze, Keep The Buzz: Functional Alcohol Alternatives From Mitra9

If you ask us, alcohol is getting old. All the hangovers, empty calories, and next-day regrets—it’s a road most of us have been down too many times.

Ever considered trying a “functional beverage”? They’re not just helping you ditch alcohol—they’ll help you feel even better than a regular buzz. Plus, you’ll actually remember it.

Mitra9 has cracked the code with a lineup of drinks that deliver more than just hydration. These beverages contain the benefits of natural botanicals that still help you feel all the vibes without the vice.

For a limited time, save 40% with code HERB40 until February 28, 2025.

Keep reading to see the best functional alcohol alternatives that actually make sense for modern life.

Here’s a different kind of liquid courage—one ready to fuel your day.

Mitra9’s Blue Razz Kava Kratom Shot only has 20 calories per beverage (2 fl oz). But that’s just the beginning.

These shots also contain 70mg MIT and 50mg Kava for an energizing pick-me-up whenever you need it. Take it back in the morning for an early boost, or use it as an alcohol alternative when hitting the town.

With only 5g of sugar, each shot delivers the spark you’re missing—just without the guilt (or the next-day hangover).

Plus, it has a 12-month shelf life. It’s ready whenever you are.

Who needs messy kratom powders? These Kratom GoPaks are not only portable but also seriously convenient. You’ll never need to measure your dose again.

Instead of scooping out loose powder from jars of kratom, these GoPaks deliver the perfect dose in an easily dissolvable format. Each GoPak contains 45mg of potent Mitragynine (MIT) in the following delicious flavors:

• Tangerine
• Watermelon
• Dragon Fruit
• Black Cherry
• Raspberry Lime

Each GoPak is 100% vegan and plant-based, not to mention zero calories. All you need is a glass of water, and good vibes lie ahead.

If you’re just getting started with kratom, the Starter Kratom Seltzers are your best bet.

Not only are they perfect for social settings and actually memorable nights out, but they feature four of Mitra9’s most popular flavors for some naturally sweet variety:

• Dragon fruit
• Watermelon
• Black cherry
• Raspberry lime

These fruit-based alcohol alternatives contain 45mg of MIT and are gluten-free, vegan, and sugar-free with zero calories. What’s not to love?

Don’t forget—use code HERB40 at checkout for 40% OFF your order. Limited time deal ends February 28.

For more products and information about Mitra9, visit their website at mitra-9.com.