The Greatest Names For Your Bongs & Pipes

Life is too short to be boring, and what better than naming things that mean a lot to you, like your favorite bong or pipe? If you haven’t done it, give it a try, it’s pretty fun.

Also, if you’re tired of the same old boring names for your beloved bongs and pipes, here are some refreshing ideas that may give you the inspiration you need. 

Ready to inject some creativity and personality into your smoking sessions? 

A bong or pipe ends up being an extension of its owner’s personality, from the design you choose, to the color, how you decorate it, and of course, how you name it. 

It is natural to baptize your bong or pipe with a name full of fun and creativity, fostering a deeper connection with the piece and making it truly yours.

It’s not the same to say: pass me my bong, as it is to say: pass me Perculus.

Giving your bong a name gives it character, increases the connection, and above all, it’s fun.

There’s even an old theory dating back to the 70’s in the stoner community: naming your bong reduces the likelihood of accidents like dropping it or breaking it. Come on, we don’t want to jinx it, right?

But with so many names to choose from, similar to those of a pet or a child, the process can be overwhelming. Where to start?

Although we’ll give you a fairly complete list below, if you prefer to come up with your own, that’s fine too. 

The process of coming up with a name can be difficult, but how about taking a few puffs of your bong or pipe and letting the inspiration flow?

For example, thinking about what you want to convey with the name of your bong is quite helpful, are you looking for something witty, perhaps humorous or celebrity-inspired? Consider the features or size, this may influence your choice.

Also think about design, color, accessories, and style. This may inspire names that reflect your individuality.

Have fun!

These are some of the most popular and creative names that are used on bongs and pipes around the world:

• Jesus Beaker
• Mr. Terminator
• Sherlock & Watson
• D.B.S. (Death By Suicide)
• The Green Goblin
• Apolo 420
• Snoop’s Snorkel
• Bong Solo
• Pipe Dream
• Mary Jane’s Maraca
• High Noon
• Chronic Conductor
• Bong Voyage
• The Puffin’ Passer
• Pipe of Peace
• Toke-emon
• Budweiser
• Sir Blazes-A-Lot
• The Chronic Chalice
• Bong Travolta
• The Rolling Stoned
• Bongkey Kong
• Bubblersaurus Rex
• Long Bong Silver
• Puff Daddy-O
• Bongjuice
• Pipe-licious
• Willy Bongka and the Weed Factory
• Ana del Blaze
• SamWise Ganja
• Bong Jeremy
• LeBong James
• The Beaker Bandit
• Sylvester Stillstoned
• Hannah Bongtanna
• Jay and Silent Bong
• Puff Daddy
• Dank Sinatra
• Bongkey Kong
• James Bong
• Willy Bongka
• Supreme Leader Smoke
• Barack Obonga
• Jon Bong Jovi
• Long Bong Silver
• James Danko
• Wesley Pipes
• Bong Burgundy
• Bongye West
• Billy Bong Thorton
• Kim Bong-Un
• Trey Bongz
• Bong Saget
• Action Bongson
• Bongo Mars
• George W. Kush
• Jack the Ripper
• Au Bong Pain
• Bong Crosby
• Kim Bong Ill
• Big Smoke
• Bob the Bubbler
• Donkey Bong
• Eva Bongoria
• Bongy Mcbongface
• Sir Ripsalot
• Bong Nye the Science High
• Kevin
• Kommander In Kief
• The Drag Master
• Albert Einstoned

Burning Love’s Convertible Heart Bubble in Strawberry deserves a name as elegant as its design. What would you call it?

This 4″ pink heart-shaped bubbler features a vine of fresh strawberries with flowers decorating the front—gorgeous enough to display but functional enough for daily use. The convertible design works as both a bubbler with the included 10mm slide or as a joint bubbler when you pop a J in directly.

The sturdy base makes it perfect for on-the-go sessions without worrying about tipping, and the pink and clear borosilicate glass construction is stunning. But it needs one last night, a name—something sweet but with personality. What would you call a strawberry heart bubbler that’s equal parts chic and functional?